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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Down With The Sickness ...



I'm 32 years old. That's freaking old.


So yesterday I rode the TILT-A-WHIRL at the state fair with my family. I hadn't eaten at all and I had taken TOO MUCH of one pill and NOT AT ALL of another pill. I was tired and my head was already spinning from the med haze.


So I got SUPER sick and threw up afterwards.


I got sick on the tilt-a-whirl. Me! Not the Super Mega Manly Barlinator 3,000, no, the fucking Tilt-A-Whirl.


I am so pathetic!

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