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Sunday, August 9, 2009

Steve's Church-Less Movie Of The Week: Outer Space Edition - Pt 2 ...



Yoinked from Wikipedia and stomptokyo.com...


"The Astronauts (in Polish Astronauci) is the first science fiction novel by Polish writer Stanisław Lem published as a book, in 1951. The book became an instant success and was translated into several languages (first into Czech, published in 1956). This success convinced Lem to switch to careers to a science-fiction author.

In 1960, a movie Der Schweigende Stern (The Silent Star, in Polish Milcząca Gwiazda) based on the book was shot in East Germany, directed by Kurt Maetzig. A much shortened 1962 Crown International Pictures English dubbed release in the USA used the name First Spaceship on Venus. Lem had disowned the movie.

About 2/5ths of this movie was cut for American release by Crown International (you can just tell a film is going to be mediocre when its distributor also released The Creeping Terror and They Saved Hitler's Brain!), which leaves us with very little characterization to go on referring to the secondary characters. Heck, the main characters remain pretty ambiguous!

The film is too ponderous and un-involving to stimulate the viewer's interest for long. Even the writer, Stainsaw Lem, author of such droll stuff as Solaris, has disowned it. First Spaceship On Venus was featured in the 2nd season of Mystery Science Theater 3000."



Steve's Snacks Of The Week:


Pills

Two Kinds Of Root Beer

Anything Else I Can Find


Random Awesome Picture Of Jeremy Piven Guest Hosting WWE Raw Last Week:

They have special guest stars hosting wrestling on mondays now. Some episodes are lame and some are amazingly exciting. Seth Green wrestled a tag match, Shaq went toe to toe with the Big Show, and Emmy award winning actor Jeremy Piven turned heel and went off the top like a pro. And now there's rumors that Ricky Gervais will be hosting soon! Seriously, now is the time to watch wrestling!



... AND NOW, Reverend Steve and the good people at like television.com are PROUD to once again present today's Church-less Movie of the Week absolutely FREE!

But first lets go over a few theater rules. Absolutely no talking is allowed. Any and all talkers will be Billy Mays'd with extreme prejudice. No cell phones or African-American berries going off in the theater. And NO TEXTING!


And be sure to dim headlights (where applicable).


Oh, and remember ...




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