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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

A Semi-True Short Play Based On A Customer Interaction That Occured Today ...

STEVE is at the information desk. An OLD CUSTOMER walks up. He is wearing SUNGLASSES and a DUSTY PLAID WORKSHIRT. He has a BIG BUSHY MUSTACHE and he is slowly, deeply talking out of the side of his mouth.

CUSTOMER: Excuuuse me, yesss, do you haaave a book or possssssibly do you knowww where I could look for a copyyyy of the californiaaaaa constitution?

STEVE: Um ... THE LIBRARY?


Suddenly the GROUND CRACKS OPEN and GODZILLA appears dressed as CHARLIE CHAPLIN and starts VIOLENTLY RAPING the customer while STEVE collapses to his KNEES crying and bleeding like JESUS CHRIST while music by THE PHENOMENAUTS plays.

Fade To Black.

The End.


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