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Monday, December 14, 2009

My Brand New, Modern Day Christmas Carol ...

The Modern United States 12 Days Of X-Mas
Written By Steve Galindo




"On the 12th day of x-mas the U.S. gave to me ...


12 Brand New Wall-Marts

11 Evicted Families

10 Angry Shoppers

9 Drunken Drivers

8 Closed Down Schools

7 Beaten Spouses

6 Illegal Immigrants


5 I.O.U.'s


4 Furlough Fridays

3 Homeless Veterans

2 Downsized Jobs


... and a piss poor economy!"

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