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Sunday, December 6, 2009

Steve's Church-Less Movie Of The Week ...



Written exclusively by ME ...


"She Demons is a 1958 B-movie written and directed by Richard E. Cunha, the same low grade schlockmeister who directed the hideously bad horror film Frankenstein's Daughter which, coincidentally, we watched on this blog on day five of our infamous Franken-week.


In this hideous cult classic, tv's original Sheena Queen of the Jungle stars as the stereotypically dumb eye candy in a gang of treasure hunters who get more than they bargained for. And by "more" I mean sadism, Nazis and twisted scientific experiments. Sounds like fun.




After a hurricane, these black and white losers find themselves washed up on an uncharted island. They soon discover a secret Nazi base where a sadistic scientist is doing a bunch of strange experiments on the local curvy white jungle girls. These experiments apparently turn the girls into "hideous, savage she-creatures" which can't be too good. It definitely ruins their complexions."




Steve's Snacks Of The Week:


Coffee

Pills

Popcorn

Root Beer

Internet Porn

Sunny Delight

One Crackle Bar

Whatever I Can Raid Next Door


I'm going to be alone for a WHILE today, so I will probably try to spin today into a double feature with a cutesy intermission. So be sure to keep coming back today to try and check it out!





... AND NOW, Reverend Steve and the good people at like television.com are PROUD to once again present today's Church-less Movie of the Week absolutely FREE!

But first lets go over a few theater rules. Absolutely no talking is allowed. Any and all talkers will be castrated with extreme prejudice. No cell phones or African-American berries going off in the theater. And NO TEXTING!


And be sure to dim your headlights (where applicable).


Oh, and remember ...




Enjoy the show y'all!


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love how the hero of the flick has just a small goatee of chest hair right in between his saggy mam boobs.

Reverend Steve said...

i AM SHAMEFULLY loving THIS STUPID ASS FLICK!

Anonymous said...

Big fan of your blog, loved Frankenstein week. But! For a bad movie, Steve, this is pretty good. Don't get me wrong, its still horrible as all get out. But it's good for a bad movie.