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Sunday, August 30, 2009

Going Solo ...



I was going to do a double feature today. But due to an unforeseen setback (read the comments in the last post to learn more) today will be a solo feature only.

We apologize for the inconvenience. We may do a pick-up episode during the week, so stay tuned.

ON A POSITIVE NOTE we have added six free movies into pasts Church-less Movie of the Week posts that previously weren't available for free. Now Jesus Christ Superstar, Series 7, Godzilla VS Mothra, Ghidorah The Three-headed Monster, Left Behind: The Movie and I Bury The Living are totally free. Check those out in the in-between time and remember who hooked you up. I totally did.

That is all.

Steve's Church-Less Movie Of The Week ...



Yoinked from the liketelevision.com and the ever powerful wiki ...


"God Told Me To (released in some theatrical and video markets as Demon and God Told Me to Kill) is a 1976 sci-fi/horror film written and directed by Larry Cohen. Like many of Cohen's films, it is set in New York City and incorporates aspects of the police procedural. It stars Tony LoBianco as Peter Nicholas, a Catholic police detective investigating a series of murders being committed by various random, seemingly normal assailants, who claim that God told them to kill.



Andy Kaufman appears in a cameo as a possessed policeman who goes on a shooting rampage at the Saint Patrick's Day parade — it was Kaufman's first role in any film, and the same footage was later used for the finale of a documentary called The Passion of Andy Kaufman, in a segment called "Thus Spake Zarathustra", with music by Eumir Deodato. Sylvia Sidney appears as the detective's traumatized mother.

The film is very weird and creepy, which is what you might expect to find in a movie with Andy Kaufman."



Steve's Snacks Of The Week:


Coffee

Pills

Crackers

Nothing Else - Broke As Hell




AND NOW Steve and this blog are both PROUD to once again present today's Church-less Movie of the Week in its entirety absolutely FREE! But first lets go over a few theater rules. Absolutely no talking is allowed in Galindo Theaters. Any and all talkers will be Michael Jackson-ed with extreme prejudice. No cell phones or African-American berries going off in the theater. And NO TEXTING!


And be sure to dim headlights (where applicable).


Oh, and remember ...




Enjoy the show y'all!



Steve will be posting running commentary as he watches the film, so click the comments link below to read what Steve thinks of today's film.


And here are the movies we have seen so far ...


December 7th: Godzilla VS Mecha-Godzilla
December 14th: Godzilla VS Mothra (free to watch)
December 21st: Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster (free to watch)
December 28th: Lord of the Rings (Rifftrack edition)
January 4th: Godzilla VS The Sea Monster
January 11th: Series 7 (free to watch)
January 18th: House of Wax
January 25th: Police Story 3
February 1st: Left Behind the Movie (free to watch)
February 15th: Godzilla VS Megalon
February 22nd: Jesus Christ Superstar (free to watch)
March 1st (part 1): Duck Soup
March 1st (part 2): Godzilla Final Wars
March 8th (part 1): Godzilla VS The Smog Monster
March 8th (part 2): The Three Caballeros
March 15th: Sonny Chiba's "The Street Fighter" (free to watch)
March 29th (part 1): I Bury The Living (free to watch)
March 29th (part 2): Drive-In Massacre (free to watch)
April 15th: Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (free to watch)
April 25th (part 1): Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla
April 25th (part 2): Godzilla Tokyo S.O.S. (free to watch)
May 3rd (part 1): Sex Madness (free to watch)
May 3rd (part 2): Frankenstein Conquers the World
May 10th (part 1): Muppet Treasure Island
May 10th (part 2): La Bamba (free to watch)
May 17th: Mothra (free to watch)
May 31st: Mega-Shark VS Giant Octopus (free to watch)
June 7th: Tommy (free to watch)
June 14th (part 1): Roger Corman's Fantastic Four (free to watch)
June 14th (part 2): Rodan (free to watch)
June 24th: MST3K's Godzilla VS Megalon (free to watch)
June 28th: Last Man On Earth (free to watch)
July 5th (part 1): Over The Top
July 5th (part 2): Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (free to watch)
July 12th (part 1): Air Guitar Nation
July 12th (part 2): Cockfight/We Are The Children (free to watch)
July 19th (part 1): Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) (free to watch)
July 19th (part 2): Turist Ömer (free to watch)
August 2nd: The Marx Bros' At the Circus (free to watch)
August 9th (part 1): MST3K's Marooned (free to watch)
August 9th (part 2): First Spaceship On Venus (free to watch)
August 16th (part 1): The Atomic Cafe (free to watch)
August 16th (part 2): MST3K's Night of the Blood Beast (free to watch)

Friday, August 28, 2009

Random Picture Time ...

























State Fair 2009: Third Visit ...

We saw The Fab Four last night at the state fair. It was Isabela's first concert and Emerald's third (the first being Los Lonely Boys and the second being the hard rock show before WWE's The Bash) and it was amazing! I think it was the third time I have seen them. Third or fourth. But every time I see them they just blow me away.

Awesome show.



I'm in a Beatles mood now. It feels good.

So here's some free music for your punk ass ...

Strawberry Fields Forever (take 5)

Nowhere Man

In My Life

Good Day Sunshine

Yesterday

The Night Before

All You Need Is Love

'Til There Was You

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Why Arizona Sucks Ass ...



We, here, the California State Fair, we get David Cook and MC Hammer and a Beatles tribute band.

Arizona, those bastards, THEY get NWA Wrestling, The Black Crows, Stone Temple Pilots and BOB FUKING DYLAN!!!

I hate that state.

Down With The Sickness ...



I'm 32 years old. That's freaking old.


So yesterday I rode the TILT-A-WHIRL at the state fair with my family. I hadn't eaten at all and I had taken TOO MUCH of one pill and NOT AT ALL of another pill. I was tired and my head was already spinning from the med haze.


So I got SUPER sick and threw up afterwards.


I got sick on the tilt-a-whirl. Me! Not the Super Mega Manly Barlinator 3,000, no, the fucking Tilt-A-Whirl.


I am so pathetic!

Jefferson Airplane: Volunteers

State Fair 2009: Second Visit ...























Monday, August 24, 2009

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Fair Time ...

Church is over, four and a half hours of Pentecostal guilt and fake "speaking in tongues" and uncomfortable conversations.


Catholics, man, they're out in an hour. That's the problem I have with my wife's church. I hate going to church and the BOOM! Fucking half the day's gone. What the hell? Where did my sunday go?


anyway, we're off to the fair right now. Excited. We don't really have any money for rides and stuff. That's why we're going to walk around, learn about fire safety, check out exhibits and then I'm going to catch COUNTY FEVER! Woo!


Growing up in Arizona, I learned that the song Wild Wild West by Escape Club played at the fair EVERY TIME I went there from when the song was first released all the way to 2001 which was the last time I went.


I'll be listening for it in California ...


Escape Club: Wild Wild West

"Glen/Glenda Has Made Her Decision ..."





No Church-less Movie Of The Week today.

State Fair, baby.