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Friday, February 19, 2010
Life Clarification ...
I do NOT intend to fornicate with ANY member of my work staff. I would not do that, especially with an apparent ex of a friend of mine. See, I did NOT know the full details of this relationship until a few hours ago. Now that I know I would not throw myself in the middle of a big pot of relationship drama.
Besides, all I want right now is someone that I can be friends with and cuddle with and depend on. I am not looking for a fuck buddy.
Although a regular "getting laid" schedule would be really nice for me.
Anyway, this song says it all...
Ween: Don't Shit Where You Eat