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Sunday, February 28, 2010

Steve's Church-less Movie Of The Week: Special LIVE Edition ...



Yoinked from Wikipedia, 1000misspenthours.com and my own bad movie knowledge ...


"Monstrosity is a 1964 science fiction film directed by Joseph V. Mascelli and is loosely based on the Mary Shelley novel Frankenstein. Loosely, though. Did we say loosely? It is perhaps better known under its alternate title, The Atomic Brain.

In it, an elderly woman uses her vast fortune to convince an eccentric yet brilliant scientist to transplant her brain into a new, youthful body. The bodies are provided by three immigrant young women who are hired to be servants. The old woman then chooses which of the girls she finds most beautiful, and sets about replacing the young woman's brain with her own.



Filmed in just ten days, this whacked-out, sleazed-up variation on the venerable mad doctor theme goes so far as to call its mad scientist 'DR. FRANK' as if that's not enough of a dead giveaway.

This is not the best of movies. Try and picture Frankenstein meets Ed Wood and you have a good idea of what you have in store. In fact, the film is so thick on narration that it makes The Beast of Yucca Flats look X-Men.



Exceedingly stupid and making almost no sense, this macabre Mary Shelley ripoff ends with a horrific, vengeful and altogether stupid ass twist. It stars Judy Bamber, Marjorie Eaton, Margie Fisco, Frank Fowler, and Frank Gerstle.

This movie has been released by multiple studios as a 'bargain bin' disc and was featured on the show Mystery Science Theater 3,000. An MST3K version of the film was released by Rhino Home Video as part of the Collection, Volume 3 box set."


Steve's Snacks Of The Week ...


Coffee

Pills

Root Beer

Chocolate Ice Cream

Cheeps




Today, ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special treat...


For starters, here is a link where you can download the movie as a 700MB mp4 file.


And here is the actual film for you to watch anytime you want ...




Or, if you want a more one-on-one approach to today's film, have we got a SPECIAL treat for you ...


On February 28th at 10am pacific standard time THE CHURCH-LESS MOVIE OF THE WEEK will watch this movie LIVE in my own freaking living room! And, as a very special treat, you can watch it right here from the comfort of my very own blog!




UNFORTUNATELY this film is NO LONGER LIVE!


However, here is YET ANOTHER very special treat! It's a playlist featuring the entire Mystery Science Theater 3,000 version of today's movie as well as various commercials, movie previews, home movies and other random crap.


Enjoy!




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