So my wife and I are going to be leaving later today for the valley of the sun so that I can be there for Wrestlemania XXVI.
So here are some more C.P.R. songs for you ...
The bad news about my dreams of Wrestlemania is that I have been having severely painful intestinal cramps for the past 24 hours. I've been near tears at times. It hurts so bad that I can barely stand up straight. It hurts like a mofo and I can't stand it and want to rip my stomach right out of my body, Saw-style.
But nothing, not even the worst intestinal cramps, will stop me from my dreams.