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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Paper Marriage ...



Yesterday was my five year wedding anniversary. That's a paper anniversary. Our relationship is paper. And that's what it really feels like sometimes, sorry to say.


But we've come a long way. These past six months have been a marathon of drama and anger and depression and various problems but we've somehow survived and we've even managed to strengthen ourselves so that now we are so much better.


And that's fucking awesome.


I just wish in retrospect that we didn't start our anniversary with an angry, tear-jerking hour with my therapist. It brought the whole day down and gave everything else we did a dirty sort of stink.


But Hot Tub Time Machine was awesome as hell.


Motley Crue: Home Sweet Home




In other news we're balls deep in our current Netflix fixation. We all saw fantastic Mr. Fox and my daughters fell in love again with it, and we're almost done with season one of Archer (which is AWESOME) and season two of Weeds (which is also awesome)


Here's the theme ...


The Decemberists: Little Boxes


Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Created by Oatmeal



So literally just now we got Ellen Paige and Kristen Wiig in Whip It in our mailbox. I didn't give a rat's ass about seeing it in theaters until I saw the extended preview on some dvd and it seemed pretty ok. So that plus a good review from a co-worker and I may have something that Emerald might like, you know.


We'll see.




Laters.

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