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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

My Nasal Surgery Vacation ...







Surgery Movies: Part One - The Crazies, a boring grindhouse movie created seemingly just to be part two of some double feature. It's a good plot, a good premise, a good IDEA, but a bad and boring movie. Makes me want to see the remake.


Part Two - The Giant Claw, a good monster movie somehow made GREAT by the BAD special effects. I could watch this over and over again. It's just a bunch of mindless cinematic fun.


Part Three - The Day The Earth Froze, a pretty bad kiddie flick that's SO BAD that even the MST3K bots can't make it entertaining. Sigh.


Part Four - Don't Look In The Basement, a very well written horror movie that doesn't let its predictable twist turn this into soomething boring. It's smart, funny, and creepy. The low budget helps make this look more realistic. A fun ass movie all around.


Part Five - Invasion of the Neptune Men, a japanese movie that looks just like a million other japanese movies, but is still worth a watch or two. Mr. Lobo and Cinema Insomnia make it a million times more fun.


Part Six - Yongary. Still haven't watched this one. My house is crazy over here.




























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