My wife has been having some really serious sleeping problems lately.
I mean, here's a recent example. Last night I feel asleep on the couch around 10:15 or so, just knocked the hell out. I woke up at 3am and my wife was still awake, right in the middle of a Lie To Me marathon. She tucked me in AND THEN stayed UP even longer to watch tv and do whatever.
See, the kids are starting school in about two weeks and my wife HAS to snap out of this screwed up sleep pattern she's in before then, staying up until 3 or 4 am every night.
It has to stop!
So tonight I'm going to give her a pill or two and tape a kidney bean to her wrist.
I hope to hell that works!
Anyways, here's some sleepy music for your punk ass ...
Also, and I hope you are still reading this, I have been doing storytimes for kids every week for well over 11 years. And in celebration of this I've compiled a big photo album of over 50 pictures and hilarious stories from over a decade of entertaining children.
And, if you could, plllllleeeeease share the photo album on Facebook. I really want to get my name out there. So a quick share would really help me out. Plus, it's pretty cute and fairly hilarious.