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Thursday, September 23, 2010

A Day Like Sunday ...



Today is my day off and so far it's been a pretty amazing day. I've been pretty much alone all day. My wife is at school, my kids are in school, and the loud ass family we have living with us are pretty non-existent today.


This means that I can relax and stretch out and pretty much do whatever the hell I want!


So far today I have scarfed down a whole bad of popcorn, drank a shitload of coffee, watched an insanely BORING italian sci-fi film that's so bad I won't even show it HERE, checked out a ton of porn, ate a bunch of junk, went to see my asthma doctor, and I even downloaded a cool black and white WWI-era film called "This Is Not a Test" that I can't wait to watch.


I also rocked out to some new music I got from limewire ...


Dead Elvi: The Creature Stole My Surfboard

Siouxsie & the Banshees: Kiss Them For Me

Conway Twitty: I See The Want To In Your Eyes

Groovie Ghoulies: Hello Again


It sucks that I'm alone without my darling daughters and my wife. But it's also been nice to be shrowded in silence for a change without Lisa's kids yelling and screaming every second of the day.


There were a few times today when it actually felt like it was sunday, back when my wife and kids would go to church, leaving me alone to swim in a comforting pool of bad movie foolishness, back when there wasn't another family of holy terrors living with me, back when sundays were MY days!


Today was almost my day.

1 comment:

Tor Johnson's Biggest Fan said...

Cool post from a friend of Conrad Brooks:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047898/board/nest/96262862

PS Glad you had a good day! I saw Sharktopus (Produced by Roger Corman!) today! It was just released to SciFi channel today.
I refuse to call SciFi by it's new spelling.