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Saturday, September 11, 2010

This Is My Day ...



I can't believe what a day I have ahead of me ...


Today I'm up and awake at 5am, then I have a hard eight hour shift at work, then I will wrestle with snakes at big ass story time, then I leave work and dress up as a fairy princess for a kids birthday party (I'm earning $25, not a lot but better than nothing) then I head to some indian casino for a Rick Springfield/Davey Jones concert.


That's my fucking day.


Rachel Goodrich: LightBulb


Did you see the newborn baby kitten in the picture? Cute, isn't it?


Yeah, I'm up to my ass in animals ...


My family (wife and daughters, really) has 3 damn dogs, 3 damn cats, a ferret that's about to die, a hamster (temporarily) and now my 8 year old is trying to hatch 6 duck eggs for a science project and my wife has dreams of rescuing 2 abandoned ducks that were dumped by the Sam's Club.


Sigh.


My whole life is one big sigh.


I wonder if Noah got sick of cleaning up animal crap.

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