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Saturday, March 26, 2011

Steve's Church-Less Movie Of The Week ...



Yoinked from wikipedia and stomptokyo.com ...


"I Eat Your Skin (Original title: Zombies) is a 1964 horror film directed by Del Tenney, a film director responsible for several low-budget horror/exploitation films in the 1960s, including the steaming pile of crap known as The Horror of Party Beach (1964).




The film was created in 1964 but it was not released until six years after it was made. Film distributor Jerry Gross needed a film to pair with I Drink Your Blood, one that could, by some stretch of the imagination, be called I Eat Your Skin. That movie surfaced in the guise of Del Tenney's unreleased Voodoo Blood Bath, originally made in 1964. So Gross bought it and paired it on a double bill with I Drink Your Blood and renamed it I Eat Your Skin.


It should be mentioned, however, that the two films have absolutely nothing in common. I Eat Your Skin is cut from very different cloth than its sister piece - it's in Black & White, its attitudes are very early sixties, and it actually has something of a plot with a halfway logical progression, which is not to say that it is any good. Previous titles of the film include Zombie Bloodbath and Voodoo Blood Bath.




Possessing the second slot in the double feature, I Eat Your Skin was the make-out feature, so very few people, I think, actually bothered to see it. The acting isn't necessarily terrible, but neither is it great. There was a reason this film wasn't released for seven years. In the final analysis, the double bill of I Drink Your Blood and I Eat Your Skin works far, far better as a concept than it does as a reality. But then again, what doesn't?"




Steve's Snacks Of The Week:



Coffee

Pills

Coffee

Fritos

Go-Gurt

Coffee

Internet Porn


... AND NOW, Reverend Steve and this blog are both PROUD to once again present today's Church-less Movie of the Week absolutely FREE! Yeah. That's right. I'm awesome.


But first lets go over a few theater rules. Absolutely no talking is allowed. Any and all talkers will be farted on with extreme prejudice. No cell phones or African-American berries going off in the theater. And NO TEXTING!


And be sure to dim your headlights (where applicable).


ENJOY THE SHOW, Y'ALL!


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