So we went to church last sunday for Easter. It had been a while since we went and everybody greeted us like old friends. It was fairly pleasant, primarily because, unlike other days we have spent there, church didn't last half the freaking day.
The church's pastor is a good old boy from the south who met his wife, a former prostitute, while stationed in Vietnam. And sometimes the things that fly out of his mouth are absolutely freaking insane.
Here are some quotes I wrote down.
I took notes.
"Jeshush proved what he claimed. No other beliefs have proof. Jeshush backed it up!"
"This Bible is 100% accurate! This Bible is proof!"
Yeah. The Bible is 100% accurate, even the crap that the church made up to control the populace with their bullshit.
And here is the one that absolutely kills me ...
"If you can believe that George Warshingtun existed, if you can believe that Genghis Khan existed, when we have no proof, when there is so little PROOF that they even EXISTED, then you can believe in Jeshush!"
There you go.
George Washington is a myth. He never happened. We have no proof.