I watched the cold opening and the monologue, the fell asleep.
I woke up in time to watch the musical guest and about a minute of Weekend Update, then fell asleep again.
I was so ashamed of myself. I was looking forward to this for weeks! I couldn't believe this. I stayed up so late just to fall asleep on the couch. TWICE! I feel like I failed.
And then I woke up to my favorite character: Stefon!
I absolutely love Stefon. This was a diamond in the rough, a bright pebble in my sea of murky sleep.