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Friday, May 27, 2011

Therapy Cat Has A Surprise For You ...



Hello.


I am Therapy Cat. I'm the stray kitten who lives in the bushes near Steve's therapist's office. I am a cute cat and very nice.


So anyway, Steve is having some serious throat problems and he has this medicine now that he has to take... and it's got a crapton of codeine in it. So Steve's higher than a motherfucker right now and he's currently unable to coherently write a blog post. So here I am.


So...


Don't really know what to say.


Meow and stuff, I guess.


Anyhoo, I thought I'd just play you guys a handful of random cool, strange songs that Steve likes at the moment. See, I know what songs he likes because I know a lot about him. I'm Therapy Cat.


Enjoy...


The Novocaines: Cup of Coffee

The Phenomenauts: Hot Patootie (Bless My Soul)

Joe Esposito: You're The Best (Teen Wolf Montage Music)

James Brown: Sex Machine

John Lennon: God

The Fat Boys: Wipeout

Jim's Big Ego: Cut Off Your Head

Herb Alpert: Casino Royale Theme

Ruth's Hat: Super Heroes


That's that. I'll see you guys later. Don't worry. I'm sure Steve will snap out of his "haze" eventually. And for the record I did NOT just use finger quotes there. I used paw quotes. So there.


I DO know that Steve's gonna show some kick ass pinball movie this sunday on his blog here, so-o-o-o there's that for what it's worth.


Anyway, see you guys later.


Meow.

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