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Saturday, August 13, 2011

Boycotting Angry Birds ...

I think that the game Angry Birds and Angry Birds Seasons and Angry Birds Rio and all the shirts and hats and games and everything, all that is doing is sending out negative energy that cannot be good to our society or our planet.


That is why I am currently working on a game that is sure to delight white people everywhere! It's called Passive Birds. In it, there are massive structures and birds that stand beside the structures and marvel at the fabulous architectural skill it must have taken to create such a building.


Then you jump in your Prius and drive to your nearest food co-op to purchase a light vegan lunch.


That's the end of the game.


New bajillionare: Steve Galindo!

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