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Sunday, August 14, 2011

Steve's Church-less Movie Of The Week: The Return ...


I still don't have a computer, but that isn't going to stop me THIS week from showing off an awesome free movie!


Enjoy ...





Yoinked from the almighty wikipedia god ...


"The Bat is a 1959 mystery film directed by Crane Wilbur, and starring Vincent Price and Agnes Moorehead. Its tagline was 'When it flies, someone dies!' The film was based on the 1920 Broadway play by Avery Hopwood and a gothic novel by Mary Roberts Rinehart, which was previously filmed as The Bat (1926) and as The Bat Whispers (1930), both directed by Roland West.


The 1959 version also features Darla Hood of The Little Rascals in her final film appearance. The eerie title theme of Louis Forbes' final film score was played by Alvino Rey.




This haunted house mystery movie casts Agnes Moorehead as a mystery writer who has just moved into a spooky old mansion. It's former owner was recently killed, but not before hiding one million ill-gotten dollars somewhere in the house. Now, a nefarious killer known only as the "Bat" is trying to find the money, while bodies and mysteries build up."




Steve's Snacks Of The Week:



Coffee

Pills

Chips

Popcorn

Strawberries

Random Chocolate Pieces


... AND NOW, Steve and this blog are both PROUD to once again present today's Church-less Movie of the Week in its entirety FOR FREE! Please, though, a few rules first. There's absolutely no talking in Steve's Theater and talkers WILL be spat upon. No cell phones or African-American berries in the theater. And absolutely NO TEXTING! I am so super serious about that last one.


And be sure to dim your headlights (where applicable).


Oh, and remember ...




Enjoy the show y'all!




This probably won't be an every sunday thing for a few more weeks still. But I'm incredibly excited to finally showcase a new movie here.


Laters.

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