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Saturday, September 24, 2011

Steve's Church-Less Movie Of The Week ...



Yoinked from wikipedia and the Pop Culture Wonderland which is pretty neat ...


"Ring of Terror is a so-so black-and-white 1962 film concerning med students and a graveyard. The film has been released alongside Roger Corman's The Terror as a double-feature, from the Treasure Box Collection. It has also been released as part of Mill Creek Entertainment's Nightmare Worlds 50 Movie Megapack.


It was featured in the second season of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K), alongside an episode of the Bela Lugosi serial, The Phantom Creeps.




Set in the early 50's , this incredibly slothful film focuses on a group of 40-somethings passed off as medical students at Anywhere University. Our main character is Lewis Moffet, a fifty-five year old med student who maintains that he is 'afraid of nothing' and wrangles rattlesnakes and cadavers with ease. Betty, Lewis's girlfriend and a dead-ringer for the Recessa-Annie CPR doll, loves Lewis, but is always afraid because others are afraid because Lewis is never afraid.


However, through a series of nightmare sequences and a very ill-plotted wake which makes no sense, we learn that our Mr. Moffet has a deep-seeded secret; he's afraid of the dark. OOOOOH. That was typed sarcasm right there.


The film is narrated by the keeper of a graveyard, who invites viewers to keep him company while he searches for his lost cat. As he steps near a certain grave, he is reminded of Moffitt's ordeal."




Steve's Snacks Of The Week:



Coffee

Pills

Various Chips

Lipton Brisk Fruit Punch

Asthma Medication


... AND NOW, Reverend Steve and this blog are both PROUD to once again present today's Church-less Movie of the Week absolutely FREE in both its standard AND Mystery Science Theater 3,000 versions! Yeah. That's right. Both versions. That's how much I rock.


But first lets go over a few theater rules. Absolutely no talking is allowed. Any and all talkers will be murdered Sweeney Todd-ish. No cell phones or African-American berries going off in the theater. And NO TEXTING!


And be sure to dim your headlights (where applicable).




So, all that's left to say is ...


ENJOY THE SHOW, Y'ALL!




Click here to watch the MST3K version on Hulu!

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