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Friday, January 27, 2012

Steve's Church-less Movie Of The Week: Big Boobs Edition ...

One of my top posts on this blog is the "Get My Wife To Let Me Buy This DVD" campaign where I asked people to e-mail my wife to demand she let me buy a double feature of big titty Doris Wishman movies.


I'm not sure why that post is so popular. I guess it's just people's fascination with how much of pussywhipped bitch I am. And it worked, BTW. I eventually found a gift card on the floor of the mall and used it online to buy the movie. And it was every bit as horrible as I figured it would be.


Now, still trying to make up for lost time, here is the worst of those double features. And now, a question: how much of an incredibly bad movie would you sit thru just for massive titties?


Enjoy ...




Yoinked from the almighty wikipedia ...


"Double Agent 73 is a 1974 movie melodrama directed by Doris Wishman, starring Chesty Morgan, although her voice was dubbed due to her thick Polish accent. It was written by Judy J. Kushner (Wishman's niece). This is the second of the two films that Doris Wishman made with Chesty Morgan; the first one is Deadly Weapons."




Morgan, a woman whose bust is 73 inches in size, plays Jane Tennay, a secret agent. Her agency wants her to assassinate, one by one, an organized crew of low grade heroin pushers. In order for her to prove her killings, they plant a tiny camera in her big left breast. Each time she needs a photo taken, she takes off her shirt and clicks over her left breast.


Chesty Morgan, who's real name is Lillian Wilczkowsky, only appeared in four films throughout her career, and in those films, her lines were dubbed due to her thick Polish accent. Although she did only appear in four films, she became notable not because of her acting, but because of her very ample physique, which measured in at an incredible 73FF-32-36. Chesty was born in 1928 in Poland and then moved to Israel before finally making her home in America."




Steve's Snacks Of The Week:



Coffee

Pills

Chips

Crackers

More Coffee

Rice Cakes

Apples

Asthma Meds

My Wife's Huge Boobs


... and now ONCE AGAIN Steve and this blog are both PROUD to present today's Church-less Movie of the Week in its entirety absolutely FREE!


A few ground rules first, though. There's absolutely no talking in Steve's Theater and all talkers will be fondled mercilessly by seven colored midgets wearing sombreros and fake mustaches while a one eyed albino man watches and shoves nacho cheese up your greased butthole. Also, no cell phones or African-American berries in the theater. And please dispose of trash in its proper trash receptacle.


And be sure to dim your headlights (where applicable).


ENJOY THE SHOW, Y'ALL!


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