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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

The New Revised English to Midwesterner Dictionary ...

The following translations are from normal human english to strange backwoods midwesterner talk ...

Hello = Howdy

Soda = Pop

Would You Like A Bag = Would you Like A Sack

Receipt = Ticket

Wallet = Billfold

Tornado = Twister

Dinner = Supper

Mexican = Wetback

I hope you've learned something today.

Life is strange here.

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