This is me.
Do you like?
Haircut super short and face completely shaved.
I cannot simply look a little bit different. Nope. I have to go balls out.
I'm just like Madonna, except I'm not a soulless bitch.
BY THE WAY, here's an exclusive UPDATE: comedian and New York Times bestselling mofo Michael Ian Black just re-tweeted one of my tweets! F-yeah!
I would have said "fuck" but my daughter is watching me.
There's a link on the right side of this blog where you can follow me on twitter. You should do so, seeing as I'm semi-quasi-famous and junk.