I also think that organized religion is a bunch of bullshit.
So I have started doing live offensive tweets while INSIDE church every sunday!
It's fucking awesome.
Here is last sunday:
Live and vaguely offenive tweets from #church in about a half hour. HELL YEAH!
Gettin' my motherfukin' #CHURCH on!
Choir leader Dolores Umbridge at #church ..
Pretty sure the pastor just called #God "omnippletent"
I hate it when white folks give mohawk cuts to their kids.
Speaking in tongues? Really?
I'm bored. Are you there, God? I demand some coffee!
Pastor is angry today. He's probably constipated. #churh #ibs
Pastor just asked us to give to the church "liberly". How the hell do I do that?
I am a lone brown spot in a sea of white rednecks right now.
If a #christian has something bad happen, even if its an accident, then it was THE DEVIL (spooky music, lightning flashes) #church
I like how #catholicism has ruggedly scripted services. I have been with my non-catholic wife to almost three hour services! Boo!
At #church they made us say Jesus three times. On the third I said #Beetlejuice ... #WIN