-Ok. Seriously. Let's talk about this. Really. Give it to me straight: Did Jenny give Forrest Gump AIDS? That's what she died of, right? I asked a few people and one person said she died of cancer. That doesn't make sense because she says they don't know what it is and they can't cure it. They knew what cancer was in the eighties. So I am pretty sure it was AIDS that she got from her slut drug partying phase. And she probably gave it to Forrest. So the sequel should be "Forrest Gump 2: Forrest VS. Aids!" Just sayin'.
-I think I would be more successful as a woman. I don't think that's something you would EVER hear a man say. It's just that I have a rather strange personality. I am strange and funny and I crack jokes and I have a hyper, manic energy. It gets me in trouble. Now, if I was a long haired brunette with big tits then my crazy personality would be a plus. It would be attractive. It would make me hot, quite frankly. Hell, I'd bang me.
-At the Sorghum Festival (and it deeeeeeeply depresses me that I just typed that) my kids got me an amazing bottle of homemade Oklahoma root beer. Homemade! I cannot wait to taste it. SOOOOOO, because of this we may be posting a SEVENTH episode of The Root Beer Show ...
-At my last storytime, a biiiiig Halloween storytime costume party, I had about 33 kids and almost all of them were in costume. One kid was wearing a very creative Angry Bird costume. It was an all red outfit with an Angry Bird face on his sweater and an Angry Bird hat. I told him, and I think it was hilarious, I said "Seriously, if somebody comes here dressed as a PIG, I am going to pick you up and throw you into them!" #WIN
-Here is my Halloween costume. I spent roughly $0.00 on it. It was a very Ed Wood style costume. Also, the word "tattoo" is tattooed on my back. It's cheap creativity. I think it's just stupid enough to be funny ...
Pink Floyd: Goodbye Blue Sky
Phantom Of The Opera: Overture
The Mike Flowers Pops: Wonderwall
Rolling Stones: In Another Land
Sponge: Go Speed Racer Go
They Might Be Giants: Twisting
Richard Cheese: Bust A Move
-Here is my newest coloring page. It's my first freehand no tracing coloring page for storytime and I think it turned out nicely. I don't mean to toot my own horn but BEEP BEEP ...
That's about it.
Think I might post another free movie later.
So stay tuned ...