I WAS going to spend this vacay of mine driving to Arizona so I could spend my birthday (this friday) with my parents.
But, as is the story of my life, I'm broke as all hell.
So, well, fuck it.
I'm doing a bad movie vacation.
Yesterday, Sunday the 17th, I watched the following movies:
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
All in one day. And with cheap beer, too.
Santa Buddies is horrible. I mean, I know I like bad movies and all that, but Santa Buddies was so bad that it made me want to become jewish just to avoid ever having to celebrate christmas ever again. I am fairly certain that Santa Buddies was just a high fever and cough syrup-related hallucination. It's so bad it's giving me testicular cancer. I'm sterile now. That's how bad it is.
Today I watched the rom-com "Leap Year."
"The gruff Irishman and the uptight American woman are such polar opposites! They'll NEVER fall in love!" said NO ONE EVER!
And I am working on a road trip to a drive-in movie theater tonight with the kids so we can all go and watch a big budget bad movie double feature of Oz and that Jack piece of crap. Should be fun.
Wish me luck.
I will review whatever I can here on my blog.
Wind Clan out.