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Sunday, April 28, 2013

Steve's Church-less Movie of the Week ...




Yoinked from the almighty wikipedia machine of knowledge ...



"Warm Bodies is a 2013 American paranormal romantic zombie comedy film based on Isaac Marion's novel of the same name. Directed and written by Jonathan Levine, the film stars Nicholas Hoult and Teresa Palmer.



The film focuses on the development of the relationship between Julie, a young woman, and R, a zombie, and how their eventual romance develops throughout. The film is noted for displaying human characteristics in zombie characters, and for being told from a zombie's perspective






Warm Bodies is a novel by author Isaac Marion. The book was described as a zombie romance by the Seattle Post Intelligencer, and makes allusions to William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. The author, based in Seattle, originally wrote a short story titled 'I Am a Zombie Filled with Love' on his blog. Atria Books, a division of Simon and Schuster, acquired the publishing rights to the full novel in early 2010.



The author has retweeted Steve Galindo. Therefore, the author of this blog is totally hecka famous and should get a million blowjobs.



On January 28, 2013, Zola Books published Isaac Marion's novella e-book prequel to Warm Bodies, titled The New Hunger. On October 15, 2012, Marion announced via his blog that he is writing a sequel. No official title or release date have been set."







Steve's Snacks Of The Week:





Coffee


Pills


Strawberries


More Coffee


Yet Even More Coffee


Random Potato Chip Shards


Random Sodas







... AND NOW, Steve and this blog are both PROUD to once again present today's super special Church-less Movie of the Week in its entirety FOR FREE! Because I fucking rock is why.



But lets go over a few theater rules first. Firstly, there's absolutely no talking allowed in Steve's Theater during our feature and any and talkers WILL be given a hot carl. Seriously!



Also, no cell phones or African-American berries in the theater. No open flames. Gays are accepted, however. Dispose of all trash in its proper receptacle. And please, absolutely NO TEXTING! Very serious about that one.



And be sure to dim your headlights (where applicable).





ENJOY THE SHOW, Y'ALL!




Watch "Warm Bodies" for free right now!



PS. I just leveled up my Punisher. Level three. It was hard. But now he kicks ass. I want Spider-Ham. Bad. MARVEL! Make a Spider-Ham!

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