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Friday, May 10, 2013

Bits Of Various Random Whatnots ...

I'm at the in-laws house. Again.

Sigh.

But it won't be theirs for long. They just put money down on a big farm sort of patch of land outside this small village they call a city. So good for them. I'm happy for them.

Yawn.

I had two interviews and a 100% guarantee from the store manager that I would get hired. Them they didn't hire me. WTF? I had an expressed verbal agreement and now I'm being shut out. It's deeply frustrating.

Do you want to know something funny?

There is a Family Video here in town, here in Seminole... "family" being the important word here. "FAMILY" Video. They're a family video chain. They rent free kids movies. Faaaaamily.

And there's a room in the back with hardcore porn.

So it's "Family" Video then. You can rent Backdoor Sluts 9 at "Family" Video.

I have another interview coming up but I'm not sure if I should take it. It's with one of the biggest and most beautiful movie theaters in America and that's a bit of pressure for me.

I see movie theaters like other people see cathedrals. Movie theaters are my churches. Working at a theater would make me a true Ed Wood priest.

Anyway, wish me luck.

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