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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

What Missed Us ...

It's a sunny day outside right now.

Good thing, too, because the massive storm that hit Texas was supposed to come up and ruin us. We were warned of a violent storm and a ton of snow. Instead we got a windy but mostly cloud free day.

Thank Wood for that.

Weather gives me the willies. Makes my ass itch.

Don't like it.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Snow Day ...

Snow.

Snow!

SNOWWW!!!

I'm just a meximerican kid from Arizona. I don't know my ass from snow. What the hell do I know about snow?

There was about an inch and a half of snow on the floor when I had to leave for work. I had to shovel my car out.

And the usual hour long drive to work was craaaaazy.

Anyway, I'm at work now. It just took me an hour and forty five minutes of slipping and skidding to get here.

Wish me luck getting home.

Wind Clan out.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Things The Old Customer Told Me Yesterday ...

That Obama was born in Africa.

That Obama is a Marxist.

That liberals are trying to destroy America.

That Democrats allowed the attacks on Pearl Harbor to happen.

That Obama is trying to take away our right to bare arms.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Steve's Church-less Movie Of The Week: Special "Sorry, Its Been A While" Edition ...

Sorry. Still no wifi at our new place. We're just broke as all fuck.

But here's a good grindhouse cheapie for you to tide you over.

Enjoy ...

"Blood of Ghastly Horror (also known as Psycho A-Go-Go) is a 1972 horror film directed by Al Adamson and starring John Carradine.

Much of the footage in the film was previously released in 1965 as part of a crime thriller feature entitled Psycho A-Go-Go.

Additional footage was shot for the 1972 version in an effort to introduce more horror and science fiction elements."

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Todays (Very Short) Church-less Movie Of The Week ...

Today's movie is a short film made by ME, Reverend Steve, at storytime a few years ago. It was my attempt to make a bad horror movie using the kids at storytime.

It's loud.

Enjoy ...

Watch "MR. STEVE presents "Attack of the Fifty Foot PIGEON!" Starring the kids of Story Time!" on YouTube

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Super Bowl 2013 ...

I have a very old tv that doesn't get any of the new digital tv stations.

So we don't watch tv anymore.

I miss SNL. I really miss watching that on a regular basis. I miss Parks and Rec. AFV. The news. And it hurts that I missed all but one of the last season of 30 Rock.

We DO have a dvd player, tho. That certainly helps me in not going insane.

Anyway, I didn't even KNOW about the superb bowl until late yesterday.

Can you believe that?

Anyhoo, here's a picture of my wife's huge rack.

You're welcome.

I'll try and post a movie laters.