Here's the pitch ...
Due to a rupture in the space/time continuum, characters from various dimensions, both real and imaginary, start switching and colliding and overlapping with each other, causing complete and utter chaos.
Imagine, if you can, Abraham Lincoln appearing in the Discworld, Evil Mother Theresa deciding to take over Sesame Street, and Betty Page doing a striptease on the Muppet Show. Real and fiction, history and imagination, fighting against one another.
During this mish-mash, two secondary "heroes" are thrust together ...
-A massively overweight rebel starpilot about to engage in an assault against the evil Death Star
-A mild mannered pig, photographer for J. Jonah Jackal and The Daily Beagle, who was accidentally bitten by a radioactive spider
... and despite their differences, these two unlikely partners decide that only THEY can discover who ripped the fabric of space and time and put everything back the way it was before it's too late.
Porkins from Star Wars and Spider-Ham from Marvel comics team up in this fall's newest television hit:
HAM AND PORK!!!
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This may be the single greatest idea I've ever had!
Let me know when you have my check ready, Hollywood!