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Saturday, February 22, 2014

Steve's Church-less Movie Of The Week ...

Today is an absolutely crrrrrazy double feature:

The 1971 legendary cult flick "Octaman"

and

the direct to VHS tape "Michael Bolton's Winning Softball".

Enjoy ...

"Octaman is a 1971 monster film directed by Harry Essex. It follows an expedition team that becomes the target of a murderous humanoid octopus. The film met with negative reception. It has a rating of 3.4/10 on IMDb.

Oscar-winning effects man Rick Backer actually did the creature effects, and they are (predictably) awful, but that's what make this movie fun. A fairly decent (even though it has been used to death) plot, and some really over-acted characters and a derivative script to make this a fun outing in the 'monster-on-the-loose' genre. Despite this, the film has obtained a cult following over the years.

Michael Bolton's Winning Softball was a 1993 direct to VHS softball instructional video. In the video, Bolton suits up for "the Bolton Bombers", his barnstorming team of musicians, roadies, and ringers. Footage of Bolton singing, as well as swinging, is spliced with such tepid tips as 'Think positive'."

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