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Thursday, February 19, 2015

Where To Start (And My Own Top Ten) ...

Ok.

So ...

Hi.

Things are MUCH MUCH better now in my life. All of our bills are paid. No more bill collectors calling me all the time, even at work. We now completely own both of our cars. We have food and popcorn and k-cups and books to read. It is all just a breath of fresh air.

We even have the internet back!

HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!

The thing is ...

It's been sooooooooooooooo long that I ... just don't know what to do on the internet anymore. THAT is how long it's been.

I aaaaaaabsolutely feel like that old women in that picture up there. Seriously. How do I internet again? I guess I forgot. What websites did I used to go to? What do I do? I know there's porn. There's allllllways porn. But what else? And my blog! GAWD! Where do I start with my freaking blod? What should I do first?! Should I write lengthy pieces or small articles? What about boobs? AND THE FREE MOVIES!!!

Seriously, if anybody has any suggestions then they would almost certainly be appreciated.

Dramatic sigh. I just don't know.

Oh well.

I'm back, you guys. I'm back.

Here, lets start things off this way ...

1) Adam Warrock: At Greendale

2) Mariachi El Bronx: Sleepwalking

3) Adam Warrock & YTCracker: Doogie Houser MC

4) Primus: Cheer Up Charlie

5) Mariachi El Bronx: Silver or Lead

6) Grand Buffet: Oh My God You're Weird

7) Adam Warrock: Broken People

8) Richard Cheese: Milkshake

9) DJ Qwer-Ty: El Twistamba (Los Lobos VS The Beatles)

10) They Might Be Giants: Don't Lets Start

There.

That was a start, right?

Ok. There you go.

More soon.

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