Maxwell (3) and Isabela (9), interviewed on my couch, March 22nd, 2015.
STEVE: Maxwell, how are you?
MAX: Um, I, it me again, John Cena!
BELA: Are you interviewing him?
STEVE: I am interviewing the both of you. Maxwell, stop writing on your hand.
MAX: No! Don't call me Maxwell! (pouts)
STEVE: Why not, Maxwell? Isn't your name Maxwell?
MAX: Bela is me. (points at Bela)
BELA: No! I'm Bela! You're Maxwell. Are you saying that I'm you and Daddy is me and you're not you?
STEVE: Max, what type of food do you like?
MAX: I like poop tarts. (makes fart noise)
BELA: And I like pizza!
STEVE: Max, what music do you like?
MAX: I like ... (sneezes)
BELA: I like the Croods music.
STEVE: The Croods music? I don't know what that is.
BELA: The Croods game music. I need Eep and Sandy.
STEVE: (sigh) Ok then.
BELA: Are you writing down everything we say?
BELA: (fake sneezes)
MAX: (loud fake sneeze that sounds like "Apu")
STEVE: You guys are silly.
BELA: No, we're crazy.
MAX: No, we're ... AWESOME! (raises fist in the air) Oh no, I dropped my Lego. Daddy, you get it for me?
End of interview.