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Sunday, March 29, 2015

Steve's Church-less Movie Of The Week ...

Yes yes yes. I know.

It's been awhile.

Anyways, lets do this ...

"Spiders is an American science fiction/horror film.. It was directed by Gary Jones and produced by Nu Image Films. It premiered first in Argentina on June 14th, 2000 under the title Arachnophobia II. It was then screened in Tokyo, Japan on June 24th. It stars Lana Parrilla who now stars on ABC's show Once Upon A Time.

The premise of the film involves a top secret experiment to genetically alter the DNA of a rare breed of spider aboard a NASA space shuttle. After a meteor shower redirects the shuttle back towards Earth, the ship crashes with only one survivor, who is now impregnated with the venom of a genetically mutated spider. The spider hatches from the body of the doomed survivor and begins breeding, giving birth to more genetic abominations that grow in size after each kill. Mayhem ensues as a giant killer spider stomps through the streets of Los Angeles.

The utterly laughable plot and the ridiculously bad special effects make this a fairly fun bad movie."

YAAAY! FREE MOVIE TIME!

So happy to be showcasing free bad movies again. Mannnn, I haven't done a free Church-less Movie since October of last year and that was a while ago. Crazy, right?

And today's free movie is on a playlist on the YouToobies, and I loooooove making playlists because that means that there's previews and an intermission and a whole bunch of crazy fun stuff for you to watch.

So have fun ...

(and here's the meaning of the "Church-less" part for all you n00bs out there)

Wind Clan out.

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