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Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Well Nevermind Then ...

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Sigh.

Ok. So.

Our home inspection happened early Monday morning. The house looked darn good, definitely a vast improvement over the way we usually keep our house. It looked alright.

We were, however, rather unfairly marked for "filthy floors" (which were really just lightly scuffed floors, honestly) and, oh man, get a load this bullcrapsky, "debris piled up."

Do you want to know what that debris was?

It was a pile of goddamn BOXES because we've been PACKING UP TO MOVE for a few days STRAIGHT! THAT'S NOT DEBRIS! GETTING READY TO MOVE IS NOT FUCKING DEBRIS!

After the inspection we were given a tour of the house and a promise that we'd have a week to move and not the five days as was originally given to us.

Then, an hour or so later, we were called and told that because of our "filthy floors" and our "debris piled up" that we would NOT be allowed to move into our new home that we'd been promised.

Lots of tears.

The kids were crushed.

So it can safely be said that it is indeed a dark time for the Galindo family.

Am I cursed or something?

Seriously, it's like I can never get a break.

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