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Sunday, August 30, 2015

Screenshots Of Glitches In My "Simpsons Tapped Out" Game ...

I've been playing the mobile game "Simpsons Tapped Out" since prrrretty much it's debut.

And sure, I haven't played it NON-STOP since then, owing to a number of stretches of months where it was just too much (or I was bored) but I've still played for a long ass time. I am currently a hard earned level 54, my rich neighborhood has almost earned me Springfield Lake, my Krustyland amusement park is pretty big, and my monorail system is almost complete.

And I'm assuming that most of you will have no idea what the hell I'm talking about there. But those of you who DO may possibly be a wee bit impressed.

Anyways, there's a damn lot of glitches that happen when I'm playing. They appear randomly for a few seconds and then leave. But I find these odd little cell phone burps to be strangely beautiful in their own way, so I've been screenshotting as much of them as I can.

Here's a few recent-ish ones ...

Also, I play a lot, so if you're looking for a Simpsons Tapped Out friend, my screen name is "edwood316."

That is all.

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Steve's Own Top Ten ...

This series of posts has been a fairy popular one around here, so I thought I'd do another one and bring with it some awesome free music for your punk ass.

Pretty sweet, right?

So here, lets do this ...

1) Philippe Katerine: Louxor J'Adore (The only reason I like this song is because of THIS skit, fyi)

2) Mariachi El Bronx: Cell Mates

3) The Evil Kermit (Constantine): I Can Get You Anything You Want

4) Manu Chao: Bongo Bong

5) Sifl and Olly: Motherfucking Pie

6) Frank Sinatra: All Of Me

7) Adam Warrock (featuring Mikal KHill): The Bottom

8) Johnny Mercer & Pied Pipers: Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate The Positive

9) Primus: Cheer Up Charlie (from the film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory")

10) Devo: Gut Feeling

BOOM!!!

Hope you all enjoyed that.

My Podcast: Episode 39 (Now With FILM) ...

YAY! It's podcast time!

So! It's time once again to share with all of you out there in internet-land the last podcast episode that I did, episode 39, along with the actual full length feature film that we discuss, the freaky ass eighties Disney movie "Return to Oz."

Return to Oz is a 1985 fantasy adventure film by Disney and it's loosely based on the second and third of L. Frank Baum's Oz novels. The plot begins with Dorothy's return to Oz and her discovery that the whole realm has somehow been destroyed.

It features screaming decapitated heads and living rocks and talking chickens and it's pretty damn freaky. And It's right here for free.

ENJOY ...

Pretty ok movie, right?

BUT WAIT! THAT IS NOT ALL!!!

Next, here is a link so that you can download your very own copy of episode 39 of my awesome ass podcast where we discuss this amazing, strange, freaky, and somewhat horrible film ...

The Pope On Film - Episode 39

... and finally, if you are so inclined, here is the special YouTube video version of the episode. This way you can just stay here on my blog and listen to the podcast here, if you want.

Enjoy ...

BOOM!

Anyway, I hope you enjoy. This was a fun episode. We were really on fire. Funny stuff. Plus, it features the world's first and only REAL biography of Lyman Baum, so in a way it was historical.

Well, thanks for reading and clicking, believers.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

The Wife And I ...

I'm going to talk about my wife now.

This might be a little vague. That's because my wife is an extremely private woman. And the LAST thing she wants is for me to start airing out all our personal shiznittle all over the internets. But I still want to talk about this.

Sooooooo ...

Eggshells, people. Walking on eggshells over here.

My wife and I have been everywhere emotionally. We have been lovey dovey and we have been inseparable and we have fought and we have yelled and screamed and we have even talked divorce. In fact, pretty much all of 2014 was bad. It was a pretty dark year, man. Dark. Real dark. Crrrrrrazy ass dark. Sometimes during that dark, dark year I honestly didn't know how long our family had together. THAT was how bad that was back then.

I just didn't know what was going to happen to us. Nobody knew. Times were really tough. I was cutting myself. I was drinking a lot. I was spending more and more time away from home, away from my family. I just never knew how long things would last, you know, like, when was the other shoe going to drop?

Bad times, guys.

Real bad.

But once the new year began, everything changed, practically overnight.

I don't know why or how but it just ... changed. My wife was my friend again. We enjoyed each others company. We looked forward to seeing each other and spending time together.

Is it love?

Ehh. Probably not.

But at least I got my best fucking friend back.

So most of last week the kids were staying at their Nanah and Papaw's house. It was just me and my wife home alone. It was quiet and odd and different and awesome and a whole lot of fun. I would come home and, something I never get to do with my girls home, I would IMMEDIATELY strip naked. My wife would get invited to go out with all her friends and she'd cancel so that she could hang out with me and drink and stay up until 2am talking and watching stupid crap and having fun like bff's.

One night I'm watching Ultima Lucha. It was the season finale of Lucha Underground and ... there's no time to explain to you how emotional I was that night. I'd have to have a LOT MORE TIME to explain how I felt watching the last episode of my beloved Lucha Underground.

My wife asks me if I want to go somewhere with her, someplace secret, someplace she's never taken anyone else before. I start putting on clothes. And about twenty minutes later, at around 1am, we're at an abandoned pier at Shawnee Lake drinking beer with our feet in the water talking about everything and nothing, things important and stupid, under a beautiful starry sky.

Here's some pics I stole from that night ...

She's my best friend.

I'm happy to have her in my life, any way that I can.