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Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Hey, Guess What ...

It's my birthday.

I am turning 39 years old or, as I have been saying lately to my employees, I am turning Older Than You'd Expect.

Not an outright special day, though. The District Manager is coming for what annoyingly seems to be his monthly inspection so it's balls out crazy ass stressful at work. They need me today, birthday or no birthday.

So.

Happy birthday to me.

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