Tampax Tampons and "From Justin to Kelly" the Unrated Special Edition presents
GVWA HARDCORE HOMECOMING
The Galindo Wrestling Federation's FIRST fake pay-per-view in over FIVE years!
The return pay-per-view of the Galindo Video Wrestling Federation comes to you MONDAY, JULY 4th, 2005 from the historic Koko B. Ware Arena in beautiful downtown Douglaz, Arizona. Tickets are on sale NOWHERE because it's all fake!
MATCHES
(card subject to change)
AN "I QUIT" DIRECTOR MATCH:
Ed Wood VS Alfred Hitchcock
FOUR WAY DANCE for the SAVIOR CHAMPIONSHIP:
God VS Satan VS Jesus VS Hitler
BATTLE OF THE DRUNKS SUBMISSION MATCH:
Jose Galindo VS Drunk Jim
TEN WOMEN OVER-THE-TOP-ROPE BATTLE ROYALE FOR THE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP:
Vampira VS "Crazy Mom" Tere Galindo VS Bitch Heather VS Angry Marisa vs "Woodian Angel" Natasha VS "Double D" Deinna Disaster VS "Eight Foor Tall Monster Woman" Q VS Emerald VS "Ex-Girlfriend" Collyne VS "Crack Whore Customer" M.A.3
THREE WAY STAND UP COMEDY MATCH:
Bill Hicks VS Eddie Izzard VS Andy Kaufman
SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: David Letterman
MUSICAL LEGENDS LADDER MATCH:
Jack White VS Elvis VS Neil Diamond
AND OUR MAIN EVENT:
A 16 MAN TOURNAMENT TO CROWN THE NEW GVWA CHAMPION ...
Tor Johnson, Judas, "Angry Dad" Pepe Galindo, Gangsta' Eric, Fatty Arbuckle, The Choir Boy, Reverend Steve Galindo, Moody the Crazy Cat, "Pimpin'" Jessie Coombs, "Mean" Michael Burns, Michael Jackson, Chuck Klosterman, The Amazing Criswell, "Receiving" Lance, Tim Burton, and Mr. Lobo
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