Let me tell you something, Mr. Upwardly Mobile Clean Environment Guy ... if you can't peddle your little schwinn over 55 miles per hour, then pedal your spandex-wearing ass the fuck out of my car's way, alright? I am a car. I run on gas, not venti chai half-caf no foam lattes.
Pedal your ass out of my way, you yuppie. And wipe your ass.
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