Uncyclopedia and a Rapist ...

... first off, here's a link to the listing of myself and my religion on uncyclopedia.org ... it's good, lighthearted, positive, and it really does a killer job of summarizes myself and my religion.

Secondly ... I created something this morning. It's either the funniest thing I've ever created ... or a surefire sign that I'm going straight to hell. It's the original sound file of what Swiper the Fox was ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO BE on Dora the Explorer. Listen to it. It's pretty evil.