... my four month old daughter Isabela, whom I constantly snort like crack, smells like the following things all rolled into one:
sweat
melted Otter Pops
feet
baby powder
Jolly Ranchers
sex
sour milk
bread
bananas
rubber bands
dust
... you put all of those together and its like CRACK! I can't stop smelling this baby. Its fucking awesome!
Anybody else want to smell my daughter?
3 comments:
I'll sleep well tonight knowing that your daughter smells partially of sex.
she's so cute!
Actually you're right, which is wierd as almost all babies look like toes.
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