... so this is Brak the ferret. Emerald is so in love with him, which I think is actually making him a little bit less depressed. Which is good. I can't believe I have a ferret. My wife is just incredibly obsessed recently with owning pets. I have no idea why. Hell, even though I said yes to the ferret, she STILL wants to get a puppy. I mean, Jesus.
Personally, I really like having a ferret again, despite my eyes occasionally bursting into flames and my inhaler getting the workout of its little white plastic life. I used to have a ferret back in the Arizona days, so it's really refreshing to have another one. As long as I don't have to tough it at all. And it makes my wife happy, so that's good.
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