Dog and cat try to get each other's food in a quick german (???) television food eating clip
WINNER: SMART CAT WITH SHARP CLAWS
Hungry Dog goes up against really fat cat for a bowl of food
WINNER: QUICK DOG BEATS OVERWEIGHT CAT
Speedy Yorkie against angry black cat trying to stand her ground
WINNER: DOG'S SPEED BEATS CAT'S STUBBORNNESS
Cat with kittens goes up against one clueless Pit Bull
WINNER: CAT DEFENDS KITTENS AGAINST PUSSY PIT BULL
ROUND FIVE - THE TIEBREAKER:
This is it. We've come to the end of the road. It's the final round now as shaggy dog Ginger is being teased by dusty grey cat Rocky ... this is like Hogan against Andre the Giantor Undertaker versus Mick Foley, WHO will come out the ultimate victor? Will it be a cat's feminine-like dignity and pride or a dog's man-like ignorance and brute strength? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
WINNER: DOG KICKING SOME CAT ASS!!!!!
Wow. That was a lot of fun, wasn't it? And is it as beautiful outside where YOU live as it is where I live? Because I swear if it got any prettier outside then animals would be singing like Snow White or something. Damn it's a gorgeous day today.
Now Early Bedtyme and the B.S.O. brings all y'all some free music up your ass. Enjoy them and have a good day ...
Kanye West: Gold Digger
Talib Kweli: Get By
De La Soul: A Roller Skating Jam Named 'Saturdays'
Dr. Octagon: Halfsharkaligatorhalfman
The Weakerthans: Confessions of a Futon-Revolutionist
Gym Class Heroes: Papercuts
Gym Class Heroes: Under the Bridge
My current favorite band THE FORMAT is playing The Boardwalk a week from today. And although we are broke as hell my wife and I have vowed that no matter what we have to do we WILL make it. So here's some concert psyching rock for you ...
She Doesn't Get It
Pick Me Up
The Compromise (acoustic)
Your New Name (demo)