I like boobs. And a big ass. I just love women. I'm a horndog. But I digress.
Yesterday was great. We got an insanely large rating on our visit, we talked at length about my numbers and how good they are and what I can do to improve even more on them, and I even got an award for all my hard work. I got a gold star medal for my numbers and for my overall awesomenesss. It's a big deal.
And did I also mention that I won a Blog of The Day award? That's pretty cool. Thanks Saint Tor.
So I'm an award-winner. That's great. Now if only I wasn't so fucking broke.
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