I just totally did my wife. It was so hot it was hawt.
Now we're going to a spaghetti dinner at Emerald's school. It's a dinner and talent show, so I get semi-good food, Ed Wood-ian talent, and a spoonful of christianity. What fun.
Wish me luck ...
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