Some Gross Ass Food ...

Today I went to a chinese buffet. I had five full plates, plus mongolian bbq and ice cream and so much kiwi that my tongue started doing that kiwi-burning thing it does when you eat too much kiwi and it starts burning.

I usually eat the same thing over and over again. But today I wanted to try something different. I wanted to be bold.

That's why I ate this ...

It's fried octopus tentacles. It tasted like slimy cartilage. I'm still sick just thinking about it.

I don't believe I'll ever be doing that again.

But at least I tried.