ISABELA: Daddy, I got myself dressed. And I have a jacket. I'm ready to go outside and play!
ME: But baby it's cold outside and it's windy and its getting dark and it's sprinkling outside.
BELA: I can live with that!
By the way, next week's church-less movie of the week will PROBABLY be canceled so that I can go to church and watch two of my 2.5 daughters sing Vanilla Ice for Jesus.
GOD I am going insane!