A few days ago I wrote about the monster in my throat and in that post I wrote that the medication I'm on makes me "hopped up Charlie Sheen style."
However, upon further inspection, I now believe that by saying I feel like Charlie Sheen I feel that saying that implies some sort of manic energy, of which I have none.
I would like to instead say that my medication makes me feel like David Hasselhoff on the floor of a bathroom eating a cheeseburger.
I am sorry for the mistake.
Thank you all for your time.