1) Take pictures of son's first time playing with bubbles.
2) Post pictures on blog, titled "Maxwell And The Bubbles".
3) Melt hearts and win awards with your amazing amazingness.
4) Make money.
5) Fuck bitches.
And this last one is it, the winner, the freaking money shot.
Look at him. He sees that bubble. It's right in front of him. He has it on his radar screen and he is closing in for the freaking kill.